By Thihini Piyasena
A Broken Lock and a Hellscape
Local students broke into their high school, Anemic Integrational School, to play hide and seek, and accidently opened a portal to the netherworld, in their chemistry lab.
Caused residents in neighboring apartment complex to alert the authorities – claiming to have seen flashing lights, hellhounds, shadow creatures and prefects wandering on school grounds who are also playing hide and seek. Police laugh and send rookie cop who once wrote a thesis on the ‘Miraculous Psychology of Recently Graduated Students Who Go Back to School, To Teach’ to assess the situation– as of now, medical experts are still pondering as to why he shrinks to a height of 5cm, every time he sees a teenager and nearly drowns on his own tears.
Since then, the school has been placed under lockdown and a rise in SAHPTSD has been noted (Stay-At-Home-Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder) across the city. Reporters, teachers-well-deserving-of-a-vacation, worried parents, satanists, and policemen have flooded the scene and are proud to report that only one of the missing students is not a hopeless delinquent.
However, none of the students nor their infernal friends have been found, as of the formation of this sentence.
It should be noted that these individuals pose a great threat to all scientists, debaters on A.I.S school grounds, as well as the laws of physics. If found, it is your turn to hide… as per the rules of the game, of course.
It is still left unsure, as to how this portal opened up in the chemistry lab, but a few have commented that it may well be due to a great lack of innovation to place the portal in a fictional article.
Further reports on this event have regrettably not yet been imagined, not been permitted to exist due to the blog’s intolerance for hate-speech or brought to reality by ambitious failed writers with long grudges, with copious amounts of time to themselves.
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